Friday, January 6, 2012

The First Not-So-Epic-Post

Ok. I've been inspired to start an art blog. If I ever get lazy about it, just send me a kick in the pants. You can also stop by to harass me for any reason. I like to be abused. Really. If you have anything to say in general, go ahead and post it here. I sticky-ified this post.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Woot Designs Need Some Votes.

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=36393

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=36621


For saying that I hated puns, I think I've really grown attached to my pun-themed designs (who knew?) I'm really really pleased with both of them. They're both totally my thing and I'm proud of them. One's kind of tied with two other designs for 3rd, 4th, 5th place and the other one's not too far ahead of that. I'm nervous for them. Votes are appreciated, if you like them. :)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Last Day to Vote...


http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=36137

Thought I'd mention that I have this design up for voting on shirt woot this week. It's at the point where it might get a print, but it also might not. Voting if you like it, is appreciated. It's a little nerve-wracking!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

A Bunch of Designs up for voting on Threadless

http://www.threadless.com/submission/235247/That_Tacky_Gnome_What_Lives_Next_Door


http://www.threadless.com/submission/235265/The_Suffixeses


http://www.threadless.com/submission/235299/Unfortunate_Accident


http://www.threadless.com/submission/234952/You_Make_It_Go_Away

Four is a bunch, right? Votes and comments are appreciated. :)

Monday, September 28, 2009

Votes Wanted: Am Willing to Pay with Respect and Cookies.

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=35613

If anyone gets the chance and hasn't done so already, I'd appreciate a vote for this one over on Shirt Woot this week. I'm pretty pleased with the design and it's got a shot to print. I feel a little dirty, but maybe someone with a vote out there hasn't seen it and will really like it. Worth a shot, I think. :)

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Three Designs on Woot this week. (Productive Boots)

Strangely, I think I like Negative Bob the best. Votes appreciated. :)


Monday, August 24, 2009

My First DBH submission (His Head Swelled With Pride)

http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/61785?page=1
It's up for voting now. I've really been trying hard to get this one printed. It's one of my favorites. Helpful beavers, vote and comment. :)

Monday, August 10, 2009

The Giver Printed at Goodjoe ($10 Pre-Order)

http://www.goodjoe.com/Store/Product.aspx?id=31
Different colors available. I like the navy best, I think. :)

Saturday, July 25, 2009

I Must be Getting Rusty

I recently had a nice long exchange with a guy on facebook. Usually when a random guy sends me a message, hitting on me, I shut him down with a nice sarcastic quip. But this guy is tough. He may be the only man in the world who is completely immune to sarcasm. I think I have found my nemesis...

Messages:

Sarcasm Immunity Man
July 18 at 9:41am
hey whats up

July 22 at 10:28am
Nutin' much, bro. You?

July 22 at 10:34am
nothin. so u r hot tho

July 23 at 9:08am
Er... thanks.

July 23 at 9:10am
Ur welcome what u doin

July 23 at 9:21am
Oh, you know, just sitting around waiting for someone to tell me that I'm hot to validate my self worth, hoping that maybe they'll sleep with me too. That would make me feel both pretty and special, knowing that I'm hot enough for a guy to be willing to do that for me.

July 23 at 9:32am
lol dont u have a bf

July 23 at 10:08am
Yes, but he's not so eloquent as to ever say to me, "u r hot." In fact, he usually tells me that I'm unattractive and worthless. This seems like a clever ploy to make me think that I can't do any better than him, but secretly I believe it might be true, so I refuse to leave him.

July 23 at 10:55am
Will u text me

July 23 at 11:11am
Wow. I'm really flattered that you think I'm hot and fun enough to text, but I only get 50 texts per month on my phone plan and I need to use them to vote for Big Brother's viewer's choice. I really want the house guests to have to eat sauerkraut and pickles next week.


Sarcasm Immunity Man
July 23 at 11:55am
So i cant get ur number then and u can do better then him and did u say he isnt good in bed

July 23 at 1:26pm
Maybe next month. My phone bill's ridiculous this month. If you tell me your birthday, I can have my "psychic friend" check our compatibility.

How did you know he wasn't good in bed? Are you psychic too?

July 23 at 1:30pm
no i was askin is he not good in bed and my bday is may 22 1984. so is he not good in bed or dont u two "make whoopee" enough

July 23 at 5:01pm
Chantelle says we're meant to be!

We don't "make whoopee" nearly enough. When a guy has sex with me, it makes me feel wanted and pretty. I need that.

July 23 at 5:37pm
Well i love to "make whoopee" hun and if were ment to be i could give u want u want in bed babe

July 23 at 5:45pm
Are you familiar with the term "gold-- show--?"

July 23 at 5:47pm
yes i am. y hun

July 23 at 10:40pm
Nevermind. I have trouble maintaining a train of thought.

July 23 at 11:15pm
What u want

Today at 10:06am
To be better at sarcasm.

Friday, July 3, 2009

For Voting This Week on Woot (Pressure) :)

http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=33169